A Clean Office!

I finally did it! I've been trying to clean my office for months. No, really, for months. And, at 10pm today, it was clean. Look, here's a picture of me sitting in it:


There just seemed to be so much stuff! Most of that stuff was junk mail -- we get a lot of it. With all the news about identity theft, I can't just toss it -- it must be shredded. It's hard to believe someone would go through my trash to get personal information about me, but it happens.

If they just asked, I could save them a lot of trouble. Here's what a person could learn about me by going through my trash:

• I don't cook regularly. We eat a lot of take-out.
• I tear my dryer sheets in half. That's all you need for most loads.
• I use a lot of dental floss. I prefer the waxed variety.
• I drink coffee every day. Coarsely ground.
• The toner I use on my face is blue. It smells good, too.
• I use 2 bottles of hair conditioner for every 1 bottle of shampoo.

That's about all there is to know. I'll sit in my clean office and see if I can't come up with anything else.